Deuce Bandits

In short we are pooper scooper business. We pickup pest waste so you don't have to.

For the health and well being of your pets, children and yard it is important to remove the pet waste regularly and not let it build up. 

Dogs eat poop and that can lead to illness, and the spread of disease. 

Small Children are curious - Yuck! 

It attracts insects and other pests - double Yuck! 

No one likes to navigate land mines when mowing or playing in the yard - Did I step in that!! 

When someone else does it for you, you can focus on just loving your pets!!

We require autopay, which will be billed in part weekly after the completion of each service. If we don't show, you don't pay. 

NO - we want you to stay but we won't ask you to sign a long term commitment and you can cancel at anytime but we ask for a 30 day notice in writing so we have time to adjust the schedules and routes for our service team.

NO 

- If your pets don't run free and rarely poop in your yard it most likely is not for you

- If you enjoy this chore its is most likely not for you

- We want you as a customer but if you would have to stretch yourself financially to cover the cost, we'd rather see you focus on more important financial commitments. We'll welcome you as a customer when it makes more sense

- As much as we love animals if you have a aggressive, territorial or highly sensitive pets that can't be kept away from the yard during clean up times it may not make sense for you, your pets or our staff. We don't want to create stress for your pets or anyone or any pets hurt or in danger

Busy people and families that either find it hard to find time for this chore or those who would prefer to spend the time on other things

For the pet lovers who find themselves a bit squeamish

For the elderly or those with mobility issues that make this chore difficult